001 what's this? - [public video]

[unweeping_willow]

[It's not quite an accident that Willow's face pops into the screen - Hannibal taught her how to use the thing; now she's just playing on it... and while her once human self would have been gleeful just to see something this advanced....


...this particular version of Willow's more interested in seeing who will show up on the other end.]


Hello?

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[video]

[unweeping_willow]

[She smiles, leaning in closer - though of course it takes her no closer to him.]

[video]

[notafuckingnut]

[He doesn't seem particularly bothered by it, although whether that's due to the vaguely not-here haze lingering behind his eyes or his own normal inclinations is anyone's guess. He gives her a hesitant smile.

Truthfully he'd act the same here in either case.]

You're new.

[video]

[unweeping_willow]

I'm Willow. [And he, in her mind, is still food - even though she's not allowed to eat.]

[video]

[notafuckingnut]

[...wouldn't be the first time. He probably wouldn't even mind the second, sadly, not as long as it was coming from someone like her. He's...a little screwed up that way.]

Richie. Uh. Nice to meet you.

[This face. Could not possibly hurt a fly.

...there was something important he was supposed to remember, but. Alas. He can't recall it right now.]

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[unweeping_willow]

[Awww. That's so... sweet. Like his blood....]


Hi... [If only she was allowed to eat people.]

[video]

[notafuckingnut]

You already said that.

[Sheepish laugh.]

[video]

[unweeping_willow]

[She purs faintly, touching the camera.] Are you an... inmate?

[video]

[notafuckingnut]

Mmhmm.

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[unweeping_willow]

Are you... bored?

[video]

[notafuckingnut]

There's not really a whole lot to do here.

[So...yes. RICHIE WHY.]

Why?

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[unweeping_willow]

Bored too.... [She smiles.]

[video]

[notafuckingnut]

Well...maybe we can be bored together?

[He smiles back. Because there is NO WAY THIS COULD GO WRONG.]

[video]

[unweeping_willow]

We'll have fun... [She smiles faintly; they can't have fun the way she likes - not on this dumb ship - but.... she can have fun.]

[video]

[notafuckingnut]

[...because that's not ominous or anything.]

It's usually harder to be bored when you've got company, yeah.

...Uh. So. Where...?

[He's following your lead here, Willow. It's kind of his M.O. anyway, even if he weren't adjusting to things and operating through more of a haze than usual.]

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[unweeping_willow]

The infirmary. Come join me?

[video]

[notafuckingnut]

[Ffff infirmary. Why is it always the infirmary, gtfo already he dislikes the place.]

Yeah, okay. Be there in a few.

[And about 10 minutes later there's a Richie wandering through the doors and looking around for her, all shifty and whatnot.]

[spam]

[unweeping_willow]

[And she eyes him, smiling faintly.]

[spam]

[notafuckingnut]

[ohai. She can have a smile back as he wanders over.]

Hey again. What happened, how'd you end up here?

[...yes, Richie clearly hasn't been paying attention to the network or...much of anything that's been going on.]

[spam]

[unweeping_willow]

The slayer. [Willow gave a puppy dog pout.] She slayed me.


[Bitch.]

[spam]

[notafuckingnut]

...well what'd she do that for?

[Commiserating frown. Nobody should be killing you, Willow, that seems unfair.]

[spam]

[unweeping_willow]

She's mean. [All the pouts. All the fake pouts ever.]